I got in a relationship for the first time and guess what? I dumped him after 5 days. Not really a funny story to tell because I like the guy , but it's just that he's so lousy in bed. I feel really sorry for him because he has everything from good looks to a jumbo size of rod , but he is like an amateur and can't keep up with me. I'm a sex guru fyi, all your filthy fantasies will come true and better expect for the unexpected because this is going to be really wild and awesommme!!!